Taking a tumble and my version of "priceless"

I made it to Ultimate Frisbee for the second week in a row tonight. It went something like this:

Cost of wet and wild lipstick to "look cute" $1
Cost of cleats, shorts, t-shirt $40
Plenty of water, snacks $3
Taking a tumble face first and having your sweet twenty-something teammate sit out with you and tell you "uh...you have some grass stuck to your face......" PRICELESS